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Steam Deck OLED 512GB

Steam Deck OLED 512GB

★★★★4.0 · 82,665 reviews

Steam Deck OLED 512GB. Original product, brand new, sealed, with warranty and invoice.

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product origin

Shenzhen, China

Assembled in China, like 90% of everything. 🇨🇳

🗺️ arrives after an epic journey of up to 15 days across the globe

$1,484.44

$1,258.00

or 12x of $104.83 with zero (imaginary) interest 💳

✓ free shipping from the other side of the world

specs 📋

PlatformSteam Deck Oled
Storage512GB
ConnectivityWi-Fi 6 · Bluetooth 5.0
ConditionNew, sealed (and fictional)
Warranty90 days of make-believe

what people say 💬

★★★★★ · 4 reviews
★★★★★
✓ dopamine guaranteed

"512GB is the budget model but it's the most well-traveled: already hit Japan, China, Dubai, and is currently surfing the Pacific. Adventure."

, dopamine_dave

★★★★★
✓ dopamine guaranteed

"Beautiful OLED in the YouTube review, invisible in my real life. But clicking buy gave me the same rush as a headshot. Loved it."

, WagnerGamer

★★★★★
✓ dopamine guaranteed

"Entry model to escape the PC and never escape anything. The Deck that never arrived taught me about letting go. Philosophy at $0."

, LukeB_Gaming

★★★★★
✓ dopamine guaranteed

"512GB fills up fast installing 3 AAA games. Since it never arrived, it's full of whatever I want to imagine. Perfect."

, Rodge_from_3B

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